Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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