I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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