I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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