plz talk dirty to me
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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