If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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