have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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