He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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