question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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