I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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