you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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