The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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