That's intense
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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