I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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