Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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