U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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