guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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