I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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