My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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