Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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