How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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