Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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