I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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