he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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