best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I woke up under the pier.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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