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(916): View more from California

i think i have herpe

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just one?

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(912): View more from Georgia

your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"

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(914): View more from New York

Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?

(732): View more from New Jersey

No, I did. It's a long story.

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(469): View more from Texas

I can feel my moral fiber fraying.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.

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(989): View more from Michigan

And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now

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(620): View more from Kansas

ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.

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