I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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