is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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