You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
