if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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