that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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