We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
