yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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