Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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