Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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