Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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