Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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