and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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