Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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