She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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