I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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