i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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