her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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