I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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