I cockslap morals
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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