we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just puked most of my soul out..
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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