Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
