Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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