I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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