I'm drive I can fine osifer
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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