I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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