just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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