How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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