what day is it and did you see me today?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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