so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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